Ayè guys.Justin in US Weekly Magazine Special Edition!
(via imgTumble)BARBIE. YOU DO NOT FUCKING LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN WHILST COOKING BODY PARTS.
Barbie, You don’t put mirrors in the kitchen.How the fuck are you taller than your own fridge, barbie?
can i has coookie?
IS THAT BACON?!
Geez Barbie, what’s with all the dishes in the sink? Talk about unsanitary— MOLD can grow on those Barbie, MOLD.
Barbie, you forgot to put the sponge away again. What the fuck Barbie? Get it the fuck together.
Barbie, why are your magnets shaped like sushi?
BLOODY TORSO ON THE FLOOR
FORGET THE TORSO!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT BOILS FEET AND BAKES HANDS? IT’S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
LOOK AT YOUR LIFE BARBIE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
BARBIE, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE HEAD IS JUST GOING TO EXPLODE IN THERE, RIGHT?
WHAT THE FUCK BARBIE!? PUT SOME SHOES ON. IT’S BASIC FUCKING HYGIENE.
OMFG, AND YOU FOOD LEFT OUT ON THE SIDE BARBIE. MAKE KEN SOME SANDWICHES YOU FILTHY WHORE.
HEY, COOKIES
FUCKING SUSHI MAGNETS!
Psh, this is sooo fake! I mean, who has a door to the rain forest in there kitchen?! THAT IS A CLOSET, MISS, NOT THE FUCKING DOOR TO NARNIA!!!
BARBIE. THE RED BLOOD CLASHES WITH YOUR PINK SHIRT. SLACKING, I SEE?
BARBIE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP. THAT SHIT COULD GET IN THE FOOD.
BARBIE YOU DON’T EVEN FIT THROUGH YOUR DOOR. EVERYTHING IS IRRELEVANT.
BARBIE. HOW MANY DIFFERENT FUCKING SECTIONS DO YOU NEED IN YOUR FRIDGE? THE FUCK.
DAYUM BARBIE YOU’RE WORSE THAN TYRONE.
Oh God… i cant i cant ^^
Perfect post is perfect.
HOLY SHIT, BARBIE. ARE YOU TRYING TO FILET THAT BODY… FOR SUSHI? SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE FUCK. I COULD UNDERSTAND SLICING IT THIN FOR CARPACCIO, BUT SUSHI? THAT IS JUST STUPID. THAT IT RED MEAT, AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR SUSHI. PEOPLE ARE NOT FISH, THEY ARE COWS. NOT TO MENTION THAT CUTTING MEAT ON A WOODEN CUTTING BOARD IS THE PERFECT WAY TO INVITE ALL SORTS OF GROSS CROSS-CONTAMINATION. ADDING TO ALL THAT, IF YOU’RE GOING TO BOIL FEET, AT LEAST USE A BIG ENOUGH POT. FULL SUBMERSION IS NECESSARY YOU DUMB BITCH.
Goddamn Barbie. You’re Tearing The Family Apart. GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE.
it’s returned again! =D yes111
(Source: theprettyletdown, via peafox)
Boy: I broke up with her.- His Best Friend: What happened?
- Boy: She’s just too much for me.
- His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
- Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So…
